The First Time I Saw Lightening Strike

Shows and Concerts for 2005 so far...

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 10:22:58 GMT

This is a list of the shows I will be going to this year so far:

3/26/05 - Dropkick Murphy's - Irving Plaza, New York, NY
5/17/05 - U2 - Continental Airlines Arena, East Rutherford, NJ
5/18/05 - Nine Inch Nails - The Electric Factory, Philadelphia, PA
7/26/05 - Ozzfest - PNCBank Arts Center, Holmdel, NJ
8/14/05 - Warped Tour - Old Bridge Township Raceway, Englishtown, NJ
10/14/05- U2 - Madison Square Garden, New York, NY

I'm sure their will be more added. I will keep you updated.

Bedtime.

Boredom...

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 06:45:06 GMT

You scored as Dwight.

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Dwight

65%

Marv

60%

Lucielle

55%

Manute

50%

Jackie Boy

50%

Kevin

40%

Hartigan

40%

Gail

25%

Becky

25%

That Yellow Bastard

20%

Shelley

15%

Nancy

15%

Miho

10%

Goldie

10%

What Sin City Character are You?
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Which X-Man am I????

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 06:34:38 GMT

You scored as Colossus. Real Name: Piotr Nikolievitch Rasputin
Code Name: Colossus
Former Aliases: Proletarian, Peter Nicholas
From: Ust-Ordynski Collective, Lake Baikal, Siberia, USSR
Age: ?
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Blue
Height: 6'6" (7'5" in armored form)
Weight: 250 lbs (500 lbs in armored form)
Family: Mother (Alexandra, deceased), Father (Nicolai, deceased), Brother (Mikhail Nikolievitch), Sister (Illyana Nikolievna, deceased), Son (Peter)
First Appearance: Giant Size X-Men # 1
Current Team: -
Previous Teams: X-Men, Acolytes, Excalibur
Powers: A mutant-exotic carbon-polymer flesh gives him enhanced strength and can reorganize its structure with a charge of bio-energy so that his entire body transforms into organic steel, increasing his size, strength, speed and endurance while making him virtually indestructible and capable of surviving without food or air.
History: Piotr Nikolievitch Rasputin was born the second son to Nikolai and Alexandra on the Ust-Ordynski Collective, Siberia in the former Soviet Union. While in his teens, Piotr's brother Mikhail became a cosmonaut and it was discovered that he was a mutant. His ability to warp energy attracted the attention of the Soviet government who staged his death to allow them to explore his powers and mould him into what they wanted to be. After Mikhail's suppsed death, the Rasputins had a third child, Illyana. Deeply affected by the loss of his older brother, Piotr vowed to be there for his 'little snowflake,' as he called Illyana, just as Mikhail had been there for him. After Illyana's birth, Piotr's own powers manifested and he discovered that he could turn his body into organic steel. He used this ability sparingly, but when he did use it, it was to aid the Collective.

Piotr first used his powers in another way to save his sister from an out-of-control tractor. Transforming into steel, he grabbed Illyana just before the tractor hit her and it crashed harmlessly against him. The event was observed by Professor Charles Xavier who had located Piotr using Cerebro and had come to recruit him for his second X-Men team. At first Piotr was doubtful of Xavier's offer, but he finally agreed when Xavier made him see that his was a power that should aid the entire world rather than just one Collective. Code-named Colossus, Piotr joined with Nightcrawler, Stormn, Wolverine, Banshee, Sunfire, Thunderbird and Cyclops to rescue the original X-Men from the living island, Krakoa.

Being a part of the X-Men completely transformed Piotr's life. He was no longer a small-town farmboy, he was now a superhero living in one of the biggest cities in the world. He found American culture difficult to understand and adapt to and desperately missed his home and his family. During his early days in the USA, he often visited 'Little Odessa' in New York, an area filled with Soviet immigrants. It was here that Piotr met his first love, Anya Makarova, when he prevented her kidnapping. Anya was a ballerina who had escaped to America agaist her family's wishes and her father had sent men after her to return her home. Piotr and Anya became close quickly and Piotr fell in love completely. Unfortunately, when Anya witnessed Piotr transforming into organic steel she was shocked. Although he had transformed in order to save her from her father's men, Anya believed him to be a liar and told him that a man made of steel could not have a heart. Although upset, Piotr moved on and tried to forget about Anya. His next romantic entanglement occurred during his first Christmas in the US when he briefly dated Betsy Wilford. However, the relationship never moved beyond friendship. Shortly after, whilst in the Savage Land with the X-Men, Piotr aided three women who were being attacked by a dinosaur. Although one died, the other two survived and asked Piotr to participate in a ritual to honour their dead friend. Piotr agreed but was surprised when both women began to kiss him. They explained that the tribe believed that creating a new life is the greatest way to honour one who has died. At first, Piotr refused, but eventually gave in and did as they asked. In the few months since leaving his Collective, Piotr experienced both love and sex for the first time.

When the X-Men returned to America, they were kidnapped by Arcade. During this experience, Piotr was brainwashed by someone pretending to be Colonel Vazhin, who convinced him that the X-Men were enemies of Russia. Renamed the Proletarian, Piotr attacked his teammates, only coming to himself after he had nearly killed both Cyclops and Storm. This experience, and some others, led to Piotr doubting his new life and he returned to Russia to visit his family. He gave his sister drawings he had made of the things he had seen so that she could see all of the strange things he had seen since leaving the Collective. Trying to settle back into his old life, he visited several of his friends, only to discover that many of them had been killed in the war with Afghanistan. Their experience in the war had embittered his friends who accused him of being a traitor for not being there when they had needed them the most. The real Colonel Vazhin arrested Piotr shortly after this and gave him two options - join a secret Russian programme (mutants were not allowed to serve in the army, although the general public were not aware of this) or leave the country entirely. Piotr chose to return to the X-Men, even though it meant leaving his family behind once again. Just a few days after he rejoined the X-Men, Piotr fought Proteus, the son of Moira MacTaggert, a powerful mutant with the ability to warp reality. In attempt to weaken Piotr's mind and thus leave his body open for possession, Proteus projected images of Mikhail's 'death.' Enraged by this, Piotr killed Proteus. This was the first time Piotr had taken a life and it caused him to doubt things he had always believed about himself.

Illyana re-entered Piotr's life unexpectedly when she was kidnapped by an enemy of the X-Men. When she was freed, she did not return home, but instead lived with Piotr in America. In order to make her feel more at home, Xavier taught the team Russian and Illyana became especially close with Kitty Pryde, who often read to her at night. Sadly, Illyana's life with Piotr was far from event-free. Belasco, a demon, lured the young girl to Limbo where he planned to keep her. Although she reappeared minutes later, Illyana had actually spent seven years in Limbo and had been hugely affected by her time there. Although she refused to explain what had happened to her in Limbo, Piotr offered her all the support he could.

Meanwhile, Piotr's relationship with Kitty Pryde had been growing. When the X-Men were infected by the Brood and certain that they would soon die, their relationship intesified. Kitty asked Piotr to make love to her for what would be her first, and most likely last, time. Piotr refused, saying that he felt too strongly for her and wanted to do things properly, without the threat of death hanging over them. The pair spent the night in each other's arms. The next day they defeated the Brood and were rid of the embryos inside them. When they returned home, Piotr and Kitty decided to start dating. Things being what they are when the X-Men are involved, their relationship did not run smoothly. One night, whilst on a date, Piotr and Kitty were attacked by Pyro and Avalanche who tortured Piotr unbearably. In order to save his life, Kitty had to promise to marry Caliban, the Morlock Healer, as he was the only one who could help Piotr. Luckily, Caliban allowed Kitty to leave without marrying him. When the X-Men were summoned to take part in the Secret Wars, only Kitty was left behind. In her absence Piotr fell in love with Zsaji, a healer who was with the Human Torch. Zsaji left the Torch for Colossus, but died in the aftermath of the battle, trying to heal the injured. Returned home, a grief-striken Colossus told Kitty the entire story and ended their relationship. At the time, Wolverine believed that Piotr had not been in love with Zsaji but had used her as a way of avoiding commitment with Kitty. Whatever the truth, Kitty left the X-Men to try to repair her life. When she returned, she and Piotr became friends, but their relationship was not as easy as it had once been.

Just before Kitty's return, Illyana, who had joined the New Mutants, revealed her mutant powers and the sorcery she had learned in Limbo to Piotr. Although surprised, Piotr promised to be there for her whenever she needed him.

During an attempt to save the Morlocks from the Marauders, Piotr killed Riptide, and was dangerously injured himself. Magneto used his powers to attempt to repair the damage and, although he succeeded, trapped Piotr in his metal form, unable to revert back to his human form. Some time spent in Muir Island, completely cured Piotr, but Magneto's attentions had increased both his strength and size while in his metal form. Another side effect was that Piotr now had to concertrate deeply to return to his human form.

When the X-Men relocated to Australia and allowed the world to believe them dead, Piotr worried almost constantly about his family. He began to have dreams of Illyana being in danger and was determined to leave and find her. To prevent this, Gateway, the X-Men's ally in Australia, teleported Illyana to their base. Illyana had been in the middle of a battle with demons in Limbo, casting a spell to bring the dead back to life and was convinved that Piotr was a ghost. Not wanting to disturb her or blow the X-Men's cover, Piotr let her believe this and helped her to defeat the demons she had been fighting. After their victory, Gateway transported Piotr back to Australia, leaving Illyana in Limbo. He did not stay in Australia for long, however, returning to the Savage Land withthe rest of the team. On this trip he met Nereel, one of the two women he had shared time with on his first visit. Nereel was now th chief of her tribe and proud mother to a son. Curious about the boy, Piotr asked about his father only to be told that he had left Nereel some years before. Despite this and the boy's name - Peter - Piotr failed to realise that he was the child's father. Of all the X-Men, only Longshot discovered the truth and he promised Nereel he would not reveal it.

Back in America, New York had become infected with Inferno, an aura which affected people, making them act in a more demonic manner. Unaffected and unable to help his friends, Piotr came across a battle between S'ym and the Darkchylde. He had no idea that the Darkchylde was Illyana and was so shocked when he discovered the truth that Illyana teleported away immediately, shamed. After their meeting, Illyana cast a spell which consumed her own magical powers to save the city and its people. When Piotr saw her empty armour, he feared she was dead. Instead, she had reverted to the age of six - the age she should have been if not for her time spent in Limbo. While the New Mutants brought Illyana back to her parents in Russia, Piotr returned to Australia with the X-Men.

The team were not long returned to Australia before they began to fall apart. When Psylocke sensed that they were about to be attacked by the Reavers, it was decided that the remaining X-Men would escape through the Siege Perilous, a mystical portal which judged people and sent them to new lives according to its findings. Piotr exited the portal in a Manhattan loft, owned by Phillip Moreau and Jenny Ransome. Having lost most of his memories, he became a painter in Soho under the name of Peter Nicholas and was very successful. Romantically, he became involved with Callisto who had been altered by Masque to look like a model. Piotr was discovered by Banshee and Forge, who were looking for the missing X-Men, but as he remembered little of his powers and his past and seemed happy in his new life, they decided to leave him as he was. Piotr's new life did not last for long, however, and he was possessed by the Shadow King who used him to try to kill Xavier. Xavier discovered that the only way to separate the Shadow King from Piotr was to erase 'Peter Nicholas.' Returned to himself, Piotr first helped X-Factor and then joined the X-Men's Gold Strike Force team.

The entire Gold Strike Force team found themselves in another dimension, soon after their formation. Piotr was astonished to find the people of this dimensions calling them his saviour, having mistaken him for his brother Mikhail. While on a mission for the Soviet government after his faked death, Mikhail and his crew had vanished and turned up in this dimension. Of the crew, only Mikhail had survived and he had sealed the portal they had created on their journey. In the process of doing this, people were killed and he sought an isolated place to live where he could hurt no one, and had not been seen again until the arrival of the X-Men. With the portal open again, he returned with Piotr, working with the X-Men to seal the portal once more. Back on earth, Piotr was overjoyed at having his brother back and at the thought of telling his family Mikhail was alive. Before he could get in touch with his parents and sister, Piotr was shocked to realise that his brother was not quite as sane as he had seemed. The years he had spent in isolation had taken their toll and he joined up with Callisto, who had become just as unstable after losing the beauty Masque had given her. Mikhail became the new leader of the Morlocks, but decided that they would never be accepted, and despite Piotr's best efforts, led them all to their deaths by flooding the tunnels they lived in.

After this, Piotr's family continued to dwindle. His parents were killed by Russian agents who were attempting to recruit Illyana and use her to fight the Soul Skinner. The X-Men managed to defeat the Soul Skinner and rescue Illyana, who accompanied them back to America. Unfortunately, soon after, she became a victim of the Legacy Virus, a disease designed to kill mutants alone. Devastated by the loss of his parents, his brother, his former lover and the illness of his sister, Piotr began to question his life more and more. When he was injured in a battle with the X-Cutioner, he found himself unabl to return to human form and so, could no longer feel Illyana's skin when they hugged. Piotr foud this almost unbearable, despite the comfort that Illyana tried to give him. When his 'little snowflake' finally died, a part of Piotr seemed to die with her. He burned all of his artwork and became cold and withdrawn. Believing that Xavier's dream had destroyed both him and his family, he turned to Magneto who had been recruiting for his Acolytes, in an attempt to find a new dream to follow. It seemed that Piotr found it difficult to let go of all his ties to the X-Men, and when they raided Avalon, Magneto's base, he masked their presence from the sensors. During this raid, Xavier mind-wiped Magneto, effective rendering him brain dead. Feeling responsible for this, Piotr remained with the Acolytes. The X-Men were unable to believe that he stayed with Magneto of his own free will and tricked him into visiting Muir Island by sending him a message from Kitty, pretending to want to join the Acolytes. When he arrived, Piotr was captured and operated on in an attempt to repair the damage down to him during his fight with the X-Cutioner. The operation was successful and Piotr was able to return to his human form once again. At this point, he finally released some of the feelings he had been bottling up since the death of his family, but he still chose to return to the Acolytes.

As an Acolyte, he nursed Magneto who was still brain-dead. Despite this, the other Acolyte's neither liked nor trusted him. When Avalon was destroyed by Holocaust, Piotr took Magneto to an escape pod and the pair landed in Antarctica. Magneto mysteriously disappeared when the pod crash-landed, and Piotr was found by Callisto. It seemed that Callisto, Mikhail and the Morlocks had not been killed. Instead, they had travelled to another dimension where they had been living ever since. Time passed faster in the other dimension, however, and Callisto was now decades older than she had been at the time of her seeming death. Calliso had been forced to return to earth when a group of Morlocks, calling themselves Gene Nation, came back and began killing humans. Piotr accompanied Callisto back to Xavier's where they asked the X-Men to help. When Gene Nation were captured, Callisto took them back to the dimension they had been living in and Piotr finally came to terms with his feelings of grief and blame. Despite realising that Xavier's dream and the X-Men were not to blame for the death of his family, Piotr chose not to return to the team. Instead, he decided to visit Kitty who was now living on Muir Island as part of the Excalibur team. When he saw her kissing her new boyfriend, Pete Wisdom, Piotr was outraged and attacked Wisdom. The pair fought and were only separated by the rest of Excalibur. Both men were badly injured, leading Piotr to realise that he had made a huge mistake. He apologised to both Wisdom and Kitty and eventually joined Excalibur.

Piotr was inspired by Meggan, another member of Excalibur, to experiment with new art techniques when she asked him to paint her portrait as her wedding gift to her future husband, Captain Britain. Piotr and Meggan became close, and soon Meggan became attracted to him. Although she initially blamed Piotr, saying that she only had feelings for him as her empathy was mirroring his feelings for her, she eventually admitted she was making excuses. Having realised her mistake, she married Captain Britain. Excalibur disbanded shortly after this and Piotr returned with Kitty and Kurt Wagner to the X-Men. He kept up his art, and started to draw more and more. At the mansion he became an unlikely friend to Marrow, a former member of Gene Nation. Piotr saw in Marrow the same love for beauty that he had himself and realised that she found the way she looked repulsive. In an attempt to make her realise that beauty was more complicated that pictures of models, he sketched her to show her that she too was beautiful. This small gesture led to friendship and the pair travelled to Boston to visit an art exhibition which featured some of Piotr's work. Piotr was honoured to show his new friend his portrait of his 'little snowflake,' Illyana. While at the exhibtion, Piotr and Marrow were forcibly taken to the dimension Mikhail and the Morlocks lived in and discovered that Mikhail was actually being controlled by an outside force. They managed to free him and took him back to Xavier's to recover. Soon after their arrival, the gathering of the Twelve began. Mikhail, as one of the Twelve, was taken by Apocalypse. Piotr and the remaining X-Men travelled to Egypt to attempt to free Mikhail and the others. During the battle, Mikhail transported himself and Apocalypse's Horsemen to another dimension and has not returned.

Piotr began to show feelings for Rogue, managing to kiss her once without being harmed by her powers. Nothing developed, however, and the pair remained friends. When Hank McCoy discovered a cure for the Legacy Virus, Piotr was overjoyed, relieved that no one else would have to die the way his sister had. Unfortunately, the cure had a heavy price - it could only be activated by injecting into a mutant and would not be released into the atmosphere until the death of that mutant, just like the original Virus. A disappointed Beast began to get back to work on the cure, but Piotr had made up his mind. He could not allow any one else to die of the Virus now that a cure had been found and sacrificed himself in order to cure all of the sufferers across the world. His death was mourned by the X-Men, and particularly by Kitty Pryde who had known him since her youth. His final heroic act inspired Kitty to leave the X-Men for good and she enrolled herself in University. First, however, she spread his ashes in a final goodbye.

Recently, and somewhat shockingly, Piotr has reappeared. The X-Men, while researching a so-called 'cure' for mutants discovered that a single mutant had been used as a test subject. Although Beast told the others that a mutant was being held captive and experimented on, he did not tell them who it was and both Scott and Emma automatically assumed it was Jean Grey. Appalled, that a mutant had been taken from their grave and was being experimented on, the X-Men decided to break into the labs producing the 'cure.' While exploring the basement of the lab, Kitty wa shocked to unlock a door and find a fully armoured Piotr standing there. In her shock she reverted to her natural phased form, allowing Piotr to run through her and attack the guards shooting at her. When she managed to come to her senses somewhat, she had to prevent Piotr from killing the guards. After she had spoken, Piotr recognised her and reverted to his human form, embracing her and asking if he was finally dead.

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Cyclops

80%

Colossus

80%

Shadowcat

80%

Archangel

75%

Rogue

75%

Beast

70%

Professor X

65%

Nightcrawler

65%

Banshee

65%

Iceman

60%

Wolverine

60%

Storm

45%

Jean Grey

40%

Which X-Men member are You?
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Wed, 23 Feb 2005 22:36:17 GMT

I am 69% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

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R.I.P.

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 06:47:30 GMT

One of twentieth century America's greatest writers, Hunter S. Thompson, took his life this morning, by shooting himself in the head. The man changed much of journalism in the 60's and made journalism to be more of a novelization, rather than a bland story. He wrote from the heart, and he knew how to grab attention. You will truly be missed by at least one fan.

R.I.P.
Hunter S. Thompson
1937-2005
Dr. Gonzo

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 08:07:53 GMT

Take the quiz: "What that 70s show character are you?"

Hyde
You are Hyde. A criminal , and you dont care what anyone thinks of you

Andy Smith's Oscar Predictions

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 17:51:26 GMT

In this I will list the Nominations and make the one I think is going to win Bold

Best Picture:
SIDEWAYS
THE AVIATOR
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
FINDING NEVERLAND
RAY

Best Actor:
Leonardo DiCaprio - THE AVIATOR
Jamie Foxx - RAY
Don Cheadle - HOTEL RWANDA
Clint Eastwood - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Johnny Depp - FINDING NEVERLAND

Best Actress:
Kate Winslet - ETERNAL SUNSINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
Hilary Swank - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Imelda Staunton - VERA DRAKE
Annette Bening - BEING JULIA
Catalina Sandino Moreno - MARIA FULL OF GRACE

Best Supporting Actor:
Thomas Haden Church - SIDEWAYS
Morgan Freeman - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Jamie Foxx - COLLATERAL
Alan Alda - THE AVIATOR
Clive Owen - CLOSER

Best Supporting Actress:
Virginia Madsen - SIDEWAYS
Cate Blanchett - THE AVIATOR
Natalie Portman - CLOSER
Laura Linney - KINSEY
Sophie Okonedo - HOTEL RWANDA

Best Director:
Martin Scorsese - THE AVIATOR
Clint Eastwood - MILLION DOLLAR BABY
Alexander Payne - SIDEWAYS
Taylor Hackford - RAY
Mike Leigh - VERA DRAKE

Best Original Screenplay:
THE AVIATOR - John Logan
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND - Charlie Kaufman
HOTEL RWANDA - Keir Pearson & Terry George
THE INCREDIBLES - Brad Bird
VERA DRAKE - Mike Leigh

Best Adapted Screenplay:
SIDEWAYS - Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor
MILLION DOLLAR BABY - Paul Haggis
FINDING NEVERLAND - David Magee
THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES - José Rivera
BEFORE SUNSET - Richard Linklater & Julie Delpy & Ethan Hawke

Best Animated Film:
THE INCREDIBLES
SHREK 2
SHARK TALE

Best Documentary Feature:
BORN INTO BROTHELS
THE STORY OF THE WEEPING CAMEL
SUPER SIZE ME
TUPAC: RESURRECTION
TWIST OF FAITH

Best Music - Original Score:
FINDING NEVERLAND
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
THE VILLAGE

Best Music - Original Song:
"Accidentally in Love" - SHREK 2
"Believe" - THE POLAR EXPRESS
"Look To Your Path (Vois Sur Ton Chemin)" - THE CHORUS
"Al Otro Lado Del Río" - THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES
"Learn To Be Lonely" - PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

As usual I have to say these are what I would choose if it were my decision.

Top 10 revised once again

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 06:11:44 GMT

10) Kinsey (Bill Condon)
9) The Incredibles (Brad Bird)
8) Spider-Man 2 (Sam Raimi)
7) The Motorcycle Diaries (Walter Salles)
6) Collateral (Michael Mann)
5) The Aviator (Martin Scorsese)
4) Finding Neverland (Marc Forster)
3) Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood)
2) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry)
1) Sideways (Alexander Payne)

Updated Best Movies of 2004

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 06:30:27 GMT

10) Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban (Alfonso Cuaron)
9) Kinsey (Bill Condon)
8) The Incredibles (Brad Bird)
7) Spider-Man 2 (Sam Raimi)
6) The Motorcycle Diaries (Walter Salles)
5) Collateral (Michael Mann)
4) The Aviator (Martin Scorsese)
3) Finding Neverland (Marc Forster)
2) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry)
1) Sideways (Alexander Payne)

10 best movies of the year...

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 00:00:41 GMT

10) Garden State (Zach Braff)
9) Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban (Alfonso Cuaron)
8) Kinsey (Bill Condon)
7) The Incredibles (Brad Bird)
6) Spider-Man 2 (Sam Raimi)
5) The Motorcycle Diaries (Walter Salles)
4) Collateral (Michael Mann)
3) The Aviator (Martin Scorsese)
2) Finding Neverland (Marc Forster)
1) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry)

I know this list will change when I see Sideways.

Still need to see: Sideways, Hotel Rwanda, The Woodsman, Million Dollar Baby, there are a few others. Feel free to disagree, mailny because these are my opinions.

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:25:09 GMT

You're Joel! You're incredibly complex, and you
spend a lot of time looking for that missing
piece in your life. Hate to be a downer, but
you might never find it.

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Thu, 09 Dec 2004 21:13:03 GMT


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Thu, 09 Dec 2004 21:03:47 GMT

Today was really boring as fuck.

I got out of bed late because the bitch I brought home last night has narcolepsy.

I feel itchy, because I think the bbitch I brought home last night has crabs.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to Babybob556 for making the background and icons for my journal. Thanks hon, ur super special!

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.

I hope I don't have crabs again.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.

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Thu, 02 Dec 2004 20:51:04 GMT

You are Mike!

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This is why Bill Murray is the man...

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 12:36:23 GMT

I know this is old, but I was looking at news articles about my all time favorite actor, and ran across this...

Murray Upset at Oscar Result

3 Mar 2004

Actor Bill Murray shocked guests at Sunday night's Academy Awards - when he refused to clap as rival nominee Sean Penn was named Best Actor. The Lost In Translation star looked annoyed when Nicole Kidman announced Penn had won for his performance in Mystic River. According to British newspaper The Sun, Murray later shouted at organizers, "If I knew this was going to happen, I wouldn't have bothered coming." The 53-year-old comedian has made no secret of his dislike of award ceremonies, and didn't show up to collect the Best Actor award at London's BAFTAs last month. Murray has said, "Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one. It's a really unattractive sight to see an actor or actress who really wants an Oscar. And you often see it on the show - you see their faces and the desperation is so ugly."

Weirdest Weekend From Hell!!!!

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 03:00:04 GMT

So let's start with the weekend...

It actually started on Thursday night, I was supposed to go to see Seed of Chucky in the city, but we got to the theatre late and couldn't get in, so Chris, Alex, and I go to NJ. Wind up playing Risk that night, I really hate that game. My Ukraine will kick anyone's ass, mainly cause i build it up way too much, and I actually took over a continent this time playing.

Friday, wake up, go get Chris's cousin Kristen in Trenton, and then start our 10 hour journey to Brockport. Yes Brockport. We were originally supposed to just go to Oswego, Alex, Chris, and myself, but we called Colleen Thursday night, and let her know we would be in her area, and would stop by, and then Kristen called and wanted to go see her sister so we decided to just go to Brockport on Friday night, and then pick up lights from Mat in Oswego on Saturday. So Chris, Alex, and I leave at 1:30 Friday afternoon, to go pick up Kristen at Rider University in Trenton, 45 minute drive, we get bad directions, don't actually wind up getting her til 3:30. Start the drive back upstate so we can get to I-80 because everyne tells us it is the quickest way to where we are going, these people must drive at 3 in the morning because with the traffic, we didn't actualy leave the state of NJ until like 8:30. So we drive on the most boring roads in the world through PA and Central NY, and finally wind up in Brockport at 11:45. We have a few beers, it's good to see Colleen, and find out what douche bag choads have said. As the night progresses Chris, Alex, and I aren't really keen on staying in the house so we venture to Henrietta (right outside Rochester), and get a hotel room, thanks to the NYFA, and decide to go to Denny's where a black dude sitting with a ho, yes a real ho, askes us if we have any condoms, we don't so he goes on his way. We go back to the room, and go to bed.

Saturday, wake up to a dog barking in the next room, a busted window, which was not busted at 7 that morning when we finally went to bed, and some little kid playing with a ball against our door. We then proceed back to Brockport, thankfully I still know my way around Rochester a little bit. We get to Brockport, find out Kristen wants to stay another night, so we say OK, but Alex has to be back to NYC by 9am on Sunday, so he decides to take a plane from Rochester to New York later that night. We then have to go to Oswego to pick up the lights from Mat. We do this, The town is not how Mat described it at all, it takes us like a total of 5 hours to get back and forth from Oswego, and this is annoying saying I have now spent like 17 hours driving around the Eastern US. When we get back to Brockport, at like 9:30 we decide to go to a party with all the girls from Colleen's house, Chris and I then realize we are the oldest people in the house, full of OAR fags. Chris and I leave to go to the bars, cause we heard the bars are decent, NOT TRUE!!! Do not go to the bars in Brockport New York, unless you like preppy jocks, Date Rapists, Firefighters, or bikers. Ohh and by the way there are only 4 bars in this whole college town. Chris and I leave Brockport to find something to do, apparently all of Rochester closes down at 11 o' clock, I remember Katie lives in Rochester so I call her to see what she is doing, thankfully nothing. We pick her up and drive around for like an hour, drop her off, and then head back to brockport. It is now 1:30 on Sunday morning and I have been driving for a total of 19 hours. We get back to Brockport and decide to head back to NJ. We leave at around 2:30. Drive 3 and a half hours and stop in Albany around 6, and decide to stop at my house, cause by this time I am sick of driving, and am going psychotic. We leave Albany at 1:30 pm, get Kristen back at 4:30 and finally get home at 5:30. So this weekend I pretty much drove a total of 26 and ahalf hours, for pretty much no reason cause we found out the reason we were going to Oswego, the light meter, wasn't there 3/4's of the way there, and the lights are broken too. So this useless road trip cost me aout 200 bucks for nothing. I'm tired and Cranky, sorry if you read this all, I know it was winded, but I hope it kept you entertained.

I figured out why I feel so streesed all the time...

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 04:16:27 GMT

...It's because of the smoking law in New York. When I'm in New Jersey I feel so relaxed, mainly because I can do the one thing in life that brings me more relaxation than anything else, the one thing I can do for hours on end. Smoke in a diner, with a cup of coffee in front of me. I love to do it. I know that doesn't sound so healthy, but it relaxes the nerves. Perhaps that is why I like New Jersey so much.

Bush is a twit...

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:56:51 GMT

I have not voted for a winner in the Presidential Election, in the two times I have voted for a President. I guess this country is just plain old dumb. We will probably be in civil war by the time the next election comes, and I am being serious, the way this country is split, is to weird. The way we base people on what party they're in is crazy. I'm moving to Canada, that's real fucking freedom.

Somethings I will just never understand....

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:13:56 GMT

I found out I can write off all the movies I bought this year on my taxes, since I went to film school, and I can say they were research

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:33:50 GMT

BBBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!

I'm now dead because i shot myself in the head....

Damn you matthew lesko...

Can you tell I'm bored at work yet??

HAHAHAHA

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:31:17 GMT

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:28:12 GMT

If I see Matthew Lesko's Picture one more time today I am going to shoot myself in the head.

For all you who don't know who Matthew Lesko is, he's that irritating free money guy who wears the question mark suit on TV.

I swear searching for Government Grants is exciting

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 16:48:55 GMT

BED, BATH, AND BEYOND!!!!!!

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